Stand firm, America!

I am greatly saddened by so many of our countrymen failing in their faith in my great friend, George W. Bush. We must stand firm and support his One Last Push in the War Against Iraq. Only we can bring good cheer and democracy to this poor country, crushed under the tyranny of the Mohammedans.



I am able to reveal to you his Great Plan. When we have crushed the resistance and brought happiness to this country, the former Babylon, he will put it under the benign control of our great friend and alley, Israel. That's why he got them to pull out of that useless, withered strip of land called Gaza, so as soon as Iraq learns discipline there will be thousands of Settlers ready to bring civilization to them.

We must not flinch! A duty of my followers is to write to our soldiers every day to let them know there are folks back home praying for them.